Once upon a time there was a town whose inhabitants came to fear for their
lives because the land all around them was sinking into the ocean. It
became apparent that soon their own homes would also sink beneath the waves
and they would drown if they didn't get out.
One day two big shiny buses pulled into town and the word soon spread that
these buses had come to rescue all who would get on board and take a trip to
New Jerusalem..... a city five thousand miles away and the only place high
enough to stay above the rising sea level.
One of the buses (the "Good Works" bus) required passengers to purchase part
of the fuel that would be needed for the journey. They could use various
good deeds, rules they had kept, ranks they had attained and various other
credentials they had earned. This sort of transaction appealed greatly to
many of the folks in the town. soon they were lining up to purchase fuel
for the trip.
Mormons brought lists of all the family nights honored, baptisms for the
dead, and lists of all the days spent without drinking alcohol. Church of
Christ folks came with records of 3 church services per week, certifications
of correct doctrine, affidavits stating they had never sung in a church
with instruments, and baptismal accounts correctly defining the proper
method and only approved reason for baptism. Buddhists brought records of
progressive lifetimes spent working off their bad Karma. Each was given
quantities of fuel commensurate with their achievements. They gave their
containers of fuel to the bus driver and boarded the bus with their various
records of achievement. The massive tanks on the bus were soon filled to
capacity and the driver assured the healthy, confident passengers that there
was more than enough fuel for the journey. (He lied)
The transaction required for the second bus (the "Good Lord"bus) was a
little different. The fuel tank for this bus was already full when the
passengers arrived. In fact, it only had an 8 quart capacity, and it had
about 6 quarts of a red fluid in the tank. The rest of the fuel was in
medicine bottles on the bus. The red fluid was needed not only for fuel,
but for medicine for the various sick passengers on board.
The passengers on the second bus were, for the most part, quite a motley
crew.... or so they seemed to the passengers who got on the "Good works"
bus. None of them had enough good achievements to purchase fuel. They had
to resort to the charity of free bus tickets which they were given in
exchange for merely believing that the "Good Lord" bus could make it make it
all the way to New Jerusalem on the 8 quart tank of red fuel. Some were so
weak and pitiful that they couldn't even get on the bus without assistance.
The "Good Works" bus took on all the passengers who could afford the price
of admission and roared away leaving the "Good Lord" bus in a cloud of dust
to pick up stragglers. There were a good many people left scurrying around
trying to pile up enough good works to buy a ticket of their own. As these
presented their credentials to purchase their fare on the remaining bus, the
bus driver patiently explained that the only way they could get on the bus
was to leave all their hard earned credentials on a rubbish pile by the bus
and get on empty handed. Some reluctantly accepted the terms and got on
board for free. Others clutched their lists to their bosoms and said they'd
wait for another bus that would accept their currency. The bus driver told
them this was the last bus out of town but they wouldn't listen. Some of
the remaining folks stayed because they said they didn't believe in buses or
New Jerusalem, and they would just stay and enjoy the bounties of the town
until the sea took them beneath its waves.
Finally the second bus pulled out on to the highway to New Jerusalem. The
"Good Lord" bus had only gone about a thousand miles when it came upon the
motionless hulk of the of the "Good Works" bus on the side of the road. Its
passengers, now a pitiful, bedraggled lot, huddled outside in the scant
shadow of the big bus. They had found that the grade on the road to New
Jerusalem was much steeper than they had ever imagined, and they had been
driving into a stiff head wind the whole trip. They had run out of fuel a
few miles back, and in their panic, they had gotten out and pushed the bus
in hopes that they could get high enough to escape the rising tide until
help came.
The "Good Lord" bus pulled over and stopped. Many of its passengers were a
lot healthier after traveling on the bus. They got off and offered to help
the stranded passengers on to their bus. Every one from the "Good works"
bus scrambled back on to the stranded vehicle to retrieve their credentials.
They lined up by the door of the new bus to buy their tickets. Only those
who surrendered their lists were allowed to board. A sizable group stayed
behind clutching their prized achievements when the "Good Lord" bus pulled
out.
The good Lord bus made it all the way to New Jerusalem. By the time it got
there, passengers looked pretty much like the ones who first got on the
"Good works" bus. During the trip the passengers learned to accomplish good
works and practice good doctrine. They even all got baptized. But when
they got to New Jerusalem, none of them had the slightest doubts about what
got them there safely..... it was the red fluid in the 8 quart tank, and it
had absolutely nothing to do with what they accomplished on the journey.
The other bus was taken by the rising tide and it sunk beneath the waves.