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 Here's one from the lighter side

>Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
>produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
>little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
>from bad breath. This made him
>
>.....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I needed a laugh today.

Bub

 2005/12/6 14:42
groh_frog
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 Re: Here's one from the lighter side

Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock", the man replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU GOOBER! It's two AM in the morning!

Grace and Peace...

 2006/1/3 14:22Profile





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