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Taximan
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Joined: 2005/4/6
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Southampton, U.K.

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and holding a Bible in their right hand, and a Colt 45 in their right.

How many right hands do Christians have in Southampton? :-? I have been picturing them and wondering how useful two right hands would be. I presume for them to be connected to the body one must be on the left side but pointing backwards. I think that would make life difficult for a preacher. You could hold your Bible in the first right hand but when you wanted to point to a member of the congregation you would have to turn your back on them... then how would you know who you were pointing to. On balance I'm not sure which is the most weird 'Stepford Christians' or people with two right hands? ;-)



Wahay! I wondered how long it would take for someone to notice!!..lol I noticed just after I posted but decided to leave it instead of edit just for a giggle!! :-P

Anyway, I thought there would be quite a few people with extra limbs in Reading. After all, you're only just down the road from Aldermaston ain't ya? :-? (Just kiddin' dude...lol)


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