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 The Tebow Things Gets Even More Crazy... Witches Gather to Cast Spell On Tebow

** I meant to put this in General... sorry! **

This from FoxNews (I am DEFINATELY pulling for the Broncos now!):


New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady may not need the help, but some witches are planning to cast a spell to put an end to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow’s miraculous season.

Witches Lorelei and Lori Bruno were scheduled to hold a seance at noon today – Friday the 13th – at Haven Crow Corner in Salem, Mass. to fix a win for the Pats.

“I’m going to raise the energy of the universe and send out all the good mojo,” Lorelei told the Boston Herald. “Lori will call in the Angels.”

The good witches won’t hex Tebow, as it’s “not their way,” but plan on setting up an alter with a hand-sewn Brady puppet and mojo bags filled with herbs and stones for every Patriots team member.

At the alter, the witches will chant, “Tom Brady will see what he needs to see, be where he needs to be and will take the Patriots to another victory.”

Hunky QB Brady, married to supermodel Gisele Bundchen, is a bigger draw for the witches of Salem than another recent marquee recipient of their spells, Charlie Sheen.

“You know, when we had our spiritual intervention for Charlie Sheen last year, we had a hard time getting all the girls to come,” laughed Lorelei. “But when we told them this Circle was for Tom Brady, oh, everybody will be there!”

“We want the true champion to come out on Saturday night,” Bruno added. “But since we live in Patriot Land, it’s red, white and blue and make the dream come true!”

 2012/1/13 12:38

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 Re: The Tebow Things Gets Even More Crazy... Witches Gather to Cast Spell On Tebow

Man! what took so long, as you probably agree this, sure should not have taken a week. O well it was expected, but remember, our fight is not against flesh and blood. Well here is my view, there has already been something happening here it's bothered some, regardless of the outcome of the future game/games, now I believe more than ever this was a God send.


 2012/1/13 13:42Profile


I just wonder what everyone will say if the Broncos lose tomorrow... will God be glorified as boisteroursly as when they won last week?

He should be!

It's kinda like the great fallacy of the movie "Facing The Giants". If we praise God then we get a new red truck, we go to... and win the state championship, after years of trying our wives finally get pregnant, we get a raise...

Boy, if only all that was true! But it's not. God has a better plan, a perfect plan, and it sometimes doesnt include our comfort and happiness.


 2012/1/13 13:51

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