Brethren, I have been up all night and the Lord showed me UNIMPEACHABLE SCRIPTURAL PROOF that the Rapture will occur January 8th 2011.

“With the Lord a day is as a thousand years.” Four days from Adam to Jesus, two days from Jesus to the Rapture, plus the millennium equals the Lord’s 7000-year week.

The precise date of the cross was April 1, 33 A.D. when coordinated with our present modern calendar. There are 365.2422 days in a year. Thus all we have to do is multiply the number of years separating two events by the number 365.2422 to know the exact number of days between them. So from April 1, 33 A.D. to April 1, 2011 there are exactly 2011 – 33 = 1,978 years, each having 365.2422 days. This equals 722,579.07 days. Between April 1, 2011 and January 8th, 2011 inclusively (including the first day and the last day) are 79 days. Subtracting these 79 days from the number 722,579.07 gives us exactly 722,500.07 days. This number is enormously significant.

The Bible uses numbers to symbolize spiritual points. Five is redemption; 10 is completion and 17 is The Rapture. 5 x 10 x 17=850. But the fact that the Bible says “a day is a thousand years” TWICE tells us that God wants us to square this figure. 5 x 10 x 17 x 5 x 10 x 17=722,500!!! That is, redemption times completion times The Rapture squared is 722,500, proving that The Rapture will occur January 8th 2011!

Reader, you should be absolutely astonished at what you have just learned. And remember, I said “the Lord showed me,” so you’re not allowed to argue with me.

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Wayne Kraus

um, ahem, This is Sunday January 9th.

Your clearly joking of course. There is a flaw though. Jesus was actually born around 4 B.C and crucified in A.D.30.

doh...

:-)

right here......Wayneman's posting is a TEXT EXAMPLE of what i mean by "weird" postings when i implored the forum to consider our ways when i wrote my "It's very sad what's been happening on this forum of late." post about a week ago.

https://www.sermonindex.net/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=36878&forum=35&16

what is wrong with you Wayne?

Don't you fear God?

you start playing games with His Word?, and in your post, i pray for your sake you didnt veer into the territory of committing the unpardonable sin.

my advice? repent immediately, privately, then publicly, and ask the moderators to lock this thread.

i dont know what impelled you to post as such; maybe you had 'i'm 5 years old' immature moment, or you're metally ill and/or demon possessed.....whatever the case, straighten up and fly right.

as i type this there's 54 visitors here, nice witness bud.

visitors, forgive our brother, he ate too many frosted flakes and the sugar made him a wee bit mental.

I think Wayneman is trying to make a point? He posted this on the 9th, maybe he's just trying to show how silly it is to predict the LORD's return when no man knows?

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Andrew

neil,

Thanks for the ray of sunshine! Hopefully your outpouring of love has repaired the damage I've done to the forum. :-)

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Wayne Kraus

Wayne,
no worries, i'll be making myself very very scarce around here.

i love to laugh, love jokes, merriment,satire, but cmon man. was that post really THAT neccesary?

anyway, God love you, i'm out.

It's January the 9th, and I'm still here. Did I miss the rapture???

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Cliff

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Wayne Kraus