MSeaman wrote:Return of the Church Bulletins. . . They're back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8:00 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Next Thursday, there will be try outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. A Bean Supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be, "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.Potluck Supper Sunday at 5:00 p.m. - Prayer and medication to follow.The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. This evening at 7:00 p.m., there will be a hymn-singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10:00 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 p.m. Please use the back door.The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church Basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!" [color=0000FF]One of my coworkers sent me this in an email. I laughed until I cried.[/color] :-P
Over time we have realized on sermonindex that we need to focus on discussion towards a more "sober" and biblical nature. I thank God for the patience He has shown me as I have learned how to better moderate the forums to compliment and "add to" the existing sermons on the website.I hope everyone understands this and is able to enter into the discussions on sermonindex with a more serious view of things, for the content on the website demands it. We are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses.I am [b]locking[/b] this thread.
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