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A MINISTER'S BOLD MOMENT
A rather meek looking minister arrived at the pearly gates, and was greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcome to heaven!" said St. Peter. "You may go anywhere you like -- except on the pink clouds. Those are reserved only for those Christians who did something truly exceptional for their Lord."
The minister was dumbfounded. "But I DID do something exceptional!" he protested. "For fifteen years every Sunday my services were disrupted by violent motorcycle gangs. I was too timid to do anything about it. Then, finally, in a holy rage, I walked out from my church in the middle of the service and kicked all their motorcycles to the ground!"
"Hmm... and just when did that take place because I don't have THAT story in my files" asked St. Peter.
The minister looked at his watch. "Let me see. Well, it couldn't have been more than two minutes ago."
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