Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy. However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. And guess what, no church is exempt. However, you can spot them if you "bin lookin". "No one is useless in the world who lightens the burden of anyone else." (Charles Dickens)[i]This was received by email from the US, via a sister in the Lord in Europe. (I've removed the American personal details.)[/i]
Excellent! :-) Bin Meekness and Bin Love (the two are always seen working together) are the most effective of the anti-terrorist weapons.In Christ,Ron
Sounds like they have "Bin" busy.