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 RECALLED!!!



[b]RECALL NOTICE: [/b]

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," [b]or more commonly known as
S.I.N., [/b]as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Creator, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, GOD in the flesh, The Son of God, the Creator, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.

There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
[b]P-R-A-Y-E-R.[/b]
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the [b]REPENTANCE [/b]procedure. Next, download [b]ATONEMENT[/b] from the Repair Technician, Jesus,into the heart component.

[b]No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control[/b]

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.


DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
- GOD


[b]P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail' [/b]

 2009/4/3 18:25
sojourner7
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 Re: RECALLED!!!

Much too clever. Walter, did you write this ?? :-?


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Martin G. Smith

 2009/4/3 18:36Profile
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Posts: 114
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 Re: RECALLED!!!

that would make a neat tract. Thanks for sharing.
Barry


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Barry Voss

 2009/4/3 19:47Profile
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Posts: 3699
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 Re:

Quote:

"""The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,into the heart component"""

I would only put in the recall system, a slight change.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through believing in the Repair Technicians complete new software. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart renewal component, then repentance procedures for all future warranty, paid in full.

In Christ: Phillip :-? great post.


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Phillip

 2009/4/3 19:58Profile
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Posts: 1791


 Re: RECALLED!!!

[b]AMENDED RECALL NOTICE: [/b]

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the reson that flesh which is made with hands (1Cornthh 5:1, Ephes 2:11, Rom 8:20,21) is temporary and not meant to last forever.
We will be made with bodies not made with hands, which are eternal.

Furthermore, all his creatures defile themselves by their own volitional choice, resulting in the damnation of them selves; [b]or more commonly known as S.I.N.,[/b] as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the defilements include:
1. Rebellion
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. willing & purposeful amnesia of origin (Rom 1:21, Rom 1:28, 2Peter 3:5)
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Loss of direction

Unless repented of and forgiven, the recall destination will be a deserved eternal punishment; [b]Adam is not to blaim!!![/b]

The Creator, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,is providing factory-authorized repair and service for the price of one's very life.
This defilement will only be corrected if compliant to the prerequisite, required comands.
[b]All are able to comply!!![/b]
Some will only choose not to; not because they are not "non-elect"
Not because they have a so called sin nature
But only because they choose to disobey as Lucifer and Adam did (whom did not have a so called sin nature).

[b]Prerequisite comands are
1:[/b] Turn your pre-existing faith which you've always had onto the correct object, namely, JESUS!!!
All mankind has faith in one thing or another, but must put it in & on what Jesus has said & done. This is the first & primary step.

[b]Next:
2:[/b] Repentance
This stems from faith (#1); it is a fruit from or of faith. Faith without this primary work is dead.
[b]This is conversion[/b]

[b]And, you will be
3:[/b][b]Reconciled[/b]
After steps 1 & 2, we are reconciled to God Father through Jesus, because of our own acknowledgment of what He had done one the CROSS.

[b]Then you will be:
(3.1)[/b] Justified/made righteous:
We are then counted righteous because of our obedience of faith & repentance.
This is basically the in the same process of reconciliation, these can not be separated.

[b]At the same time:
(3.2)[/b] Regenerated/Adopted as a child of GOD This is because we have been reconciled to God the Father since we did what HE commanded which are #'s 1 & 2 (HE will not do anything unless steps 1 & 2 are met.)
Now we can have a relationship with Him, which is eternal life (John 17:3).

[b]Then:
4:[/b] Sanctification
This is a life long process which we are changed into the same image of Christ from glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord. (2Corinth 3:18 )
Sanctification brings about works which are the fruit of righteousness. In other words, a changed life, a new view on life, and a new motive for everything that we do. In these new aspects of our life will become actions or works that give a testimony of Christ in us.

[b]Then:
5:[/b] Glorification/[b]"The recall"[/b]
This is also the finality of our sanctification process when this ''vanity'' (temporariness) along with the ''bondage of corruption'' (which is spoken of in Romans 8:20 -21) is put off which we read in 1Corinth 15:42 -44, 46-54. We must know that it is not because of Adam's sin and the curse that followed, but because of Him (God) who has subjected it in hope of the adoption, that is, the redemption of our bodies which is the glorious liberty of the children of God. This is what 1Cornthh 5:1 is talking about.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, GOD in the flesh, The Son of God, the Creator, has most generously offered to bear the entire cost of the burden of the penalty which is the cause of need for these repairs.

There is only One fee required; [b]YOUR ENTIRE LIFE[/b]
You must willingly, obediantly submit.
[b]Again, all are able!!![/b]

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
[b]P-R-A-Y-E-R.[/b]
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the [b]Faith/REPENTANCE[/b] procedure. Next, Jesus will download [b]ATONEMENT[/b] from what HE did on the CROSS.

[b]No matter how big or small the self defilement is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control[/b]

Please see the LOVE LETTER, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The self defilment effect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
His servant

[b]P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'[/b]

 2009/4/3 22:15Profile





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