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JaySaved
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...after the pastor finishes his series on Mark, he motions for the snakes.

or

...after the pastor finishes his series on Mark, he asks if anyone is thirsty.

 2007/1/31 15:22Profile
JaySaved
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...after the 10th verse of "Just as I am" you are tempted to walk down the aisle to Rededicate something in order to end the invitation.

 2007/1/31 15:29Profile
Compton
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 Re:You Know You're Visiting a Bad Church If...

...the worship team performs and sings "Born To Be Wild" at the request of the elders to celebrate the pastor's 55th birthday on Sunday morning. (This was my church...)

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On your way in you see a bearded man knocking on the door to be let in, and folks inside refer to Him as the crazy legalistic guy outside.



Oh my...that's too close for comfort.

MC
:-( :-( :-(


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Mike Compton

 2007/1/31 15:32Profile
JoeA
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Decatur, Illinois

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. . . they have a special "Super Bowl Sunday!" service. God forbid that He should be the main attraction.


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Joe Auvil

 2007/1/31 15:33Profile
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this is true , of a fellowship I used to attend(which makes it sadder rather than funnier)

The pastor gives a message in "tongues" and then begins the intrepretation

"buttons buttons buttons, there are all kinds of buttons - brass buttons silver buttons yea even choclate buttons"

Upon which hearing, members of the cngregation began praising the Lord with "thank you Jesus" and "Amen".

 2007/1/31 15:34Profile
PaulWest
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...before the "power service" the entire worship team is outside in the parking lot smoking and joking. (true story)


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Paul Frederick West

 2007/1/31 15:35Profile
PaulWest
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...for "Valentine's Day" the church sanctuary hosts a quiet, candlelight dinner for married couples, replete with chocolate-dipped strawberries and slow-dancing to popular contemporary Christian ballads. (true story - $20.00 per couple)

...the children's church superintendent brings her Mary Kay cosmetics kit on Wednesday night to teach pre-teen girls how to put on make-up. (true story)

Are you getting angry yet?


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Paul Frederick West

 2007/1/31 15:44Profile
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The pastor opens with a joke, and closes with a joke, and everyone laughs all the way through.

The pastor stands up to preach, and opens PDL rather than the Bible, or begins to quote R.W.

The pastor preaches a message you just listened to another man preach the night before, jokes and all.(used to happen almost every Sunday)

When the pews begin to have cup holders for your Starbucks


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patrick heaviside

 2007/1/31 15:54Profile
roaringlamb
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 Re: You Know You're Visiting a Bad Church If...

The preacher is wearing sweats and a Carolina Panthers jersey :-P
(for you Krisp)


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patrick heaviside

 2007/1/31 15:59Profile









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LOL... ya got me!! Good one!

Krispy

 2007/1/31 16:03





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