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MrBillPro
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 Christian One Liners

I thought these were pretty good, I thought I would share them, I can sure relate Personally to a few of them myself. :-o

Christian One Liners

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Don't let your worries
get the best of you;
remember,
Moses started out
as a basket case.

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Some people are kind,
polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisor's.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny;
they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs
on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect,
you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose
to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up
and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people
change churches;
what difference does it make
which one you stay home from?!

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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch them -
He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God
chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men
to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits
create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross,
not the curve.

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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit"
over
"religious nuts!"

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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

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He who angers you,
controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot,
swap seats!

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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions
just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us
is never as Great
as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God
never takes you to where
the Grace of God
will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to
discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross
+
3 nails
=
4 given.


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Bill

 2006/12/24 10:41Profile









 Re: Christian One Liners

:-)
Those were good! Thanks for sharing them. I enjoyed them. ;-)

 2006/12/24 17:02
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Joined: 2005/11/27
Posts: 26
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 Re:

Thankyou those are really great you must been around the ministry for a long time. haha. God bless and have a great Christmas


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Eloy Lopez

 2006/12/24 17:35Profile





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