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DIEDTOSELF
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Joined: 2006/12/20
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...if the only flowers in the landscaping are T.U.L.I.P's.

Ha! Ha!


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Craig

 2007/2/1 21:02Profile









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The Assistant Pastor bans CS Lewis from the church because she had a dream in which the Lord told her he was evil....



Let me dovetail that one:

The church has a woman Assistant Pastor.

Krispy

 2007/2/2 12:43
vico
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... you leave the same way you came in, no different. :-o

 2007/2/2 13:38Profile
JoeA
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Decatur, Illinois

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. . . the church hosts a vintage car show after it's AM service, at the end of which the pastor rides out of the sanctuary on a motorcycle with "Born to be wild" playing over the sound system.

Actually happened a few years ago at one of the largest churches in my city.


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Joe Auvil

 2007/2/2 14:17Profile
SDE
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...the sermon is based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (true story)


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Sandra

 2007/2/2 14:37Profile
JoeA
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. . . the person leading the music says "I hope we entertain you tonight".

Another true story.


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Joe Auvil

 2007/2/2 14:40Profile
roaringlamb
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...if the only flowers in the landscaping are T.U.L.I.P's.


Especially if they are Armenian TULIPS


BTW I know it's Arminian, but lately it seems that in discussuing Theology people have taken issue with the poor folks of Armenia. :-P


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patrick heaviside

 2007/2/2 16:10Profile
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...they won't let you in without your F.R.O.G. bracelet. ;-)

(That one's for Mattie)


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Leonardo Santana

 2007/2/2 16:44Profile
enid
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 Re: You Know You're Visiting a Bad Church If...

The church still sings Amazing Grace!

(that's for the seekers churches. Sorry!)

 2007/2/3 5:22Profile
Yeshuasboy
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Northern Rockies, BC, Canada

 Re: You know you're visiting a bad church if...

"They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate." - Titus 1:16(kjv)


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Richie

 2007/2/3 6:28Profile





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